| In terms of fashion, bigger is better.
Asia. Ring a bell?
tons of CHUNKY jewelry and shoes.
Make-up: Eyes, huge. Nuff said.
Piercings? For the love of turtles, STAY within the vital boundaries of your ear lobe.
Don't want your face all tacked up and looking like a bulletin board.
Besides, angel bite piercings are SO irritating to watch in other people.
They bob up and down every time you talk. Drives me insane.
Sorry for the prejudice.
Hair: This part is so important, I am going over it TWICE.
There are many current fashion trends going on.
I interpret them to mean: pick your favorite cat tail picture on Google, print it off, and style your straight-as-a-flag-pole-hair as closely to it as possible, adding neon colors as you go.
MUST I REMIND YOU OF THIS ONE LAST FACT?! Pepper your hair mercilessly with pink zebra feathers. Exclamation point.